Father’s Day is just around the corner, and we’d like to keep it all smiles this year! Celebrating fathers, grandfathers, and other father figures in our lives with egg-themed jokes sure to make everyone smile. Incorporate Father’s Day in your classroom this year with an eggs-citing joke book that you can use to bring laughter and joy to your students and their families. Gather your students and get ready to make this Father’s Day “eggs-tra” special!
Eggs are the glue this year for Father’s Day. Not literally, but we do have a few yolks up our sleeves! Below you’ll find a collection of egg-themed jokes that your students can use to create a special Father’s Day joke book and card. Encourage your students to come up with their jokes as well and add them to their books.
You can use this template, or students can create a unique card of their own.
Egg Joke List
| How do you make an egg laugh? | You tell it a yolk! |
| What’s an egg’s least favourite day of the week? | Fry-day! |
| How did the hen get to work so fast? | She used the eggs-press lane. |
| How did the eggs leave the highway? | They went through the eggs-it. |
| What do you call an egg that likes to go on safari? | An eggs-plorer |
| What did the hen say after someone bumped into her? | Eggs-cuse me! |
| Who tells the best egg jokes? | Comedy-hens |
| Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? | They’re eggs-tinct |
| Knock Knock! Who’s there? Omelette. Omelette who? | Omelette smarter than I look! |
Eggs-specially Funny Father’s Day Greetings
Customize the front of your card, or use the provided template.
- Dad, you tell the best yolks!
- Happy Father’s Day to my eggs-cellent Dad!
- You crack me up! Happy Father’s Day!
- You’re an eggs-cellent Dad!
- Happy Father’s Day! Omelette you crack Dad jokes all day!
You can even organize an “Eggs-citing Joke of The Day” where you share a new joke with your students each day leading up to Father’s Day.
Let’s make this Father’s Day “eggs-tra” special by spreading smiles and laughter!
